theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning Internet: Happy Halloween from Lil lil’ Wayne.

theclearlydope:

Night made, just going to go to bed now.

bunnyfood:

It’s catdog

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning Internet: Is that a dog riding a bike followed by a conga line of dogs? ……… It’s going to be a hell of a week.

theclearlydope:

PUPPY ZOMBIE ATTACK: The Walking Dead should edit this in somewhere. It would be the best 57 seconds of the second season.

[tastefullyoff.]

theclearlydope:

I’m at a coffee shop trying to think of a line to write about Douchepug and the guy next to me is writing a novel (on chapter 10). Never been so close to deleting The Clearly Dope. 

tastefullyoffensive:

Douchepug
via 

theclearlydope:

How many times can you do this before you become THAT asshole? Five? Yeah, let’s go with five.

theclearlydope:

To everyone on Facebook …

bunnyfood:

It’s gonna be okay

theclearlydope:

Funny that you say that Joyce because that’s what I say they’re out of banana peppers at Subway.

thedailywhat:

From The Archives: Fox 29’s anchor/reporter Joyce Evans — then with Miami’s Channel 6 News — concludes her coverage of a story outside a local police department building with the greatest sign-off since “good night and good luck.”

[h/t: cw.]

theclearlydope:

A. I want this for Christmas.

B. I want to make love on this by the fireplace on Christmas night.

C. There is no “C” because after “B” I’ve won the game of life.

theclearlydope:

Clearly, this is how we increase the value of the American dollar.